MonNov07 Wowee...

Wow - what a bizarre show tonight. Just about every single thing we mentioned tonight got a huge number of text responses. Anything we said. Texts. Loads. Sorry we couldn't read all of your texts, but thanks for getting on to us. It's weird, because we sit there in the dark studio every night wondering "is anyone out there actually listening to this crap?" Well, from tonight we can see there's at least a few thousand. Or one person texting a few thousand times.

What were we on about? The taxi driver who told me that the town I'm from (Ballina) isn't in the county (Mayo) i think it is. No, but it is.

People applauding their teachers. Loads of people got detention for (as we suggested on Sunday night) clapping at the end of the first class of the day on Monday. So now we suggest that if you're put in detention for applause, then you'll probably get an A for booing! So try that for first class on Tuesday!

PSP. Loads of texts asking about the new GTA: Liberty City Stories. Cheats, custom soundtracks, what it's like. For the full lowdown, see this website. Or even better, this official site. Looks better with flash...

ENTERTAINMENT UPDATE!!!

1. Sharon Osbourne has a pop at Madonna...
2. The Corrs, MBE...
3. Jack White changes name...

Getting into fights. Can you remember being in a fight in school? Okay, now can you remember what the fight was about? Maybe if you're in a situation that's beyond your control where people are saying "you're in a fight after school" you should just walk away. You're not even gonna remember it in a few years. Just my uneducated word of advice - again, LOADS of texts from people telling us about how they got into fights. Some very nasty stories JP was laughing at.

TRICKY DICK!!! She put the paper under a door and had them stand on each side of the door.

TOBAGGG...SB!!! Mairead in Bundoran got Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom

Why is WWF called WWE now? Well, that's because the World Wildlife Fund wanted the rights to the name, and the WWE backed off and let them have it.

Loads of texts saying how shite Stacy's Mom is. Then when we said that, we got loads of texts saying how good it is. Odd. And why do people whisper when people want to wake you up? Why not just call you loudly?

LAST REQUEST!!! Rihanna - If It's Lovin' That You Want

K - bye

Ray