The website we were on about tonight: www.radio-babes.co.uk According to JP, these radio girls are not approached by the website to participate, but instead actually go out of their way to be featured. As you'll find, the term "babe" is used loosely. It seems the first requirement (radio) rules most of them out of the second requirement (babes).
Speaking of radio babes, we got sunburned!
Me:
JP: 
Here's another thing we were talking about tonight:
Yes, it's the whoop-whoop Xbox 360: your all-in-one, state-of-the-art, next-gen and other terms-with-dashes-in-between console. I got an email about the launch party in Dublin while I was away, but couldn't make it because I was on a sun lounger next to the pool. I want one. For free. Now, I know the odds are stacked against me, because they are very very rare.
While we're on this subject, I'd like you to meet my mate, Chris. At least I think he's my mate. He never came to my birthday party or MSN Messengers me anymore. Even conventional methods of communication like text and calls escape him:
Although I'm sure I'll hear from him pretty soon now. Like, as soon as he reads this. For the record, he's lost about twenty stone since the above pic was taken, but through the magic of photoshop I can show you how he looks now:
Anyway, Chris is the friend of a second cousin of the cleaning lady for the head of the company that employed the next-door-neighbour of a guy who was once going out with this girl who once farted in the same room as a penpal of a mother of somebody whose landlord once coughed in the background in a radio studio while the DJ in a local radio station had the microphone turned on. From that "background in radio", he's managed to convince Microsoft that he's so important he needs a free Xbox 360. And they gave him a free Xbox 360. I'm sure I can find his one somewhere on Ebay, but I don't fancy forking out a small fortune for it.
But here's my propsal: if Chris who has no radio show can get a free Xbox 360, then PLEASE can I have one? PLEASE? I might even say it's good on my radio show with 22 listeners... Bill, think about it and get back to me.
To keep things fair and impartial, here's a mouthwatering pic of that other console which won't be supporting Halo, but will feature Metal Gear Solid 4, GTA, Killzone, built-in wireless network (it's an extra accessory on the 360) 6, yes, 6 USB ports, Hi-Def from launch and the return of Dante in Devil May Cry 4.
Geek fact 1: they use the same font for "Playstation 3" as they do for the title of Spiderman: The Movie.
Geek fact 2: it'l use the same menu system as the PSP.
Geek fact 3: The controller looks like a bent dildo.
I must do a complete comparison between PS3 and the 360 in the next week or so.
Oh, and speaking of mouthwatering pics, calm yourselves ladies - JP's been catching some sun:
Nice socks.
TRICKY!!! Island!
TOBAGGG...SB!!! The Pogues - Fairytale of New York
LAST REQUEST!!! Sean Paul - Ever Blazin'. Remind me by email to play Franz Ferdinand - Walk Away in the first hour of Monday's show.
It's good to be back - talk from 10pm.
Ray
Remember when I had to draw a picture of me mate Dave's party? Well, here's Dave in a very mature pose with his teeny birthday cake:
Last Blast before Christmas from 10pm!
The studio floor: is that blood?
