WedAug23 Demon Eye...
My right eye is not-so-right:
Ew!
Ray
Ew!
Ray
posted by Ray at 4:10 p.m.
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
WedAug16 Bills, Bills, Bills...
I saved €97.63 on my mobile phone bill this month! Changed over to a new tariff, spend all my free time making calls, and still saved nearly a hundred squids. Sweet!
Speaking of paying the bills, Rick clarifies 2FM's position with regard to where the money comes from. You'll remember my earlier post where I wish I worked in RTÉ, just so I can have an extra pair of hands to write my blog for me. I did actually know 2FM makes enough money to run itself and my licence fee doesn't go toward Gerry Ryan's bacon butty's or Marty Whelan's step classes. I was just bitching for the sake of it.
Although it's nice to know you're reading here, Richard. Unless you get one of your minions to read it for you and give you notes. That's N.O.T.E.S. dear. Two sugars please.
Joking!
I don't take sugar.
Ray
Speaking of paying the bills, Rick clarifies 2FM's position with regard to where the money comes from. You'll remember my earlier post where I wish I worked in RTÉ, just so I can have an extra pair of hands to write my blog for me. I did actually know 2FM makes enough money to run itself and my licence fee doesn't go toward Gerry Ryan's bacon butty's or Marty Whelan's step classes. I was just bitching for the sake of it.
Although it's nice to know you're reading here, Richard. Unless you get one of your minions to read it for you and give you notes. That's N.O.T.E.S. dear. Two sugars please.
Joking!
I don't take sugar.
Ray
posted by Ray at 3:09 p.m.
Thursday, August 10, 2006
ThurAug10 Phone Pics...
This exciting set of images was trapped in my phone (Nokia 6230i), but now they're free! Free to roam the informationsuperhighway forever more!
An arty ad for Henieken:
JP auditions for a George A. Romero flick:
Me. Or is that Justin Timberlake? Yeah, it's just Justin.
The madra.
Adios.
Ray
An arty ad for Henieken:
JP auditions for a George A. Romero flick:
Me. Or is that Justin Timberlake? Yeah, it's just Justin.
The madra.
Adios.
Ray
posted by Ray at 9:33 a.m.
WedAug09 Taxpayer's Money...
I see RTÉ are spoiling their DJ's with far too many staff with far too much time on their hands. You can see for yourself on Rick O'Shea's blog, where he has some RTÉ minion writing his blog for him now! So now you know where the tax dollars are going, floks. The bloody Rick O'Shea weblog, that's where.
How cushy is that? If I asked Today FM for a lackey to do my blog for me I'd be asked two questions:
Oh, I wish I worked in RTÉ.
That's all I have to say.
Ray
How cushy is that? If I asked Today FM for a lackey to do my blog for me I'd be asked two questions:
- What's a blog?
- What's a blog?
Oh, I wish I worked in RTÉ.
That's all I have to say.
Ray
posted by Ray at 1:52 a.m.
Sunday, August 06, 2006
SunAug06 Back Online...
... and the livin' is easy!
So, here I am, back online and better late than never. There's been some shit going on for the past couple of weeks not to mention the filling-in for other people, etc, etc - anyway, I'm back now and fully committed to the website again.
It's fucking August already! That means September's only a few weeks away, and so is school and college! Bollicks! I was thinking of going back to college myself this year (hey, quit laughing there at the back) to study History (I said quit the laughing) but I couldnt be arsed. I wouldn't mind doing something, but I don't want to do a four-year degree again. Sure, my first one took me six years to do. So no college for me. For now.
Hi to the lovely guys on boards.ie again. I had a look over at their radio board, where I'm called a whole range of expletives. Limerickman asks an innocent enough question, to which the reply is all dicussion about the Blast is banned! BANNED I tell you! I couldn't be happier.
Anyway, he wants to know if the PodBlast is back, and yes - yes it is! Two new episodes are online on iTunes for you to "enjoy"." You can get episodes 10 and 11 now! Click here for more info on the iTunes magic. In episode 11, you can hear us talk about this:
and this:
What an eejit. Download the PodBlast for more.
Anyway, I'll be updating a little more regularly from now on...
Ray
So, here I am, back online and better late than never. There's been some shit going on for the past couple of weeks not to mention the filling-in for other people, etc, etc - anyway, I'm back now and fully committed to the website again.
It's fucking August already! That means September's only a few weeks away, and so is school and college! Bollicks! I was thinking of going back to college myself this year (hey, quit laughing there at the back) to study History (I said quit the laughing) but I couldnt be arsed. I wouldn't mind doing something, but I don't want to do a four-year degree again. Sure, my first one took me six years to do. So no college for me. For now.
Hi to the lovely guys on boards.ie again. I had a look over at their radio board, where I'm called a whole range of expletives. Limerickman asks an innocent enough question, to which the reply is all dicussion about the Blast is banned! BANNED I tell you! I couldn't be happier.
Anyway, he wants to know if the PodBlast is back, and yes - yes it is! Two new episodes are online on iTunes for you to "enjoy"." You can get episodes 10 and 11 now! Click here for more info on the iTunes magic. In episode 11, you can hear us talk about this:
and this:
What an eejit. Download the PodBlast for more.Anyway, I'll be updating a little more regularly from now on...
Ray
posted by Ray at 3:22 p.m.
SunAug06 One-Liners...
Moz emails:
I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
She had a face on her like a well slapped arse
Your' as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
My mouth's as dry as a nuns crack
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
As funny as a burning orphanage
He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
As busy as the dalkey dole office
Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
As tight as a nun's knickers
I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van
That took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
Up and down like a hoor's knickers
No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
I left her with a face like a painters radio
A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche
As fit as a butcher's dog
She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Not even the tide would take her out
Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her
Daz wouldn't shift her
Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
A sniper wouldn't take her out
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a nettle
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall
I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
She had a face on her like a well slapped arse
Your' as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
My mouth's as dry as a nuns crack
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
As funny as a burning orphanage
He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
As busy as the dalkey dole office
Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
As tight as a nun's knickers
I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van
That took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
Up and down like a hoor's knickers
No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
I left her with a face like a painters radio
A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche
As fit as a butcher's dog
She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Not even the tide would take her out
Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her
Daz wouldn't shift her
Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
A sniper wouldn't take her out
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a nettle
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall
posted by Ray at 10:25 a.m.